Definition: (Wikipedia)-
“A barometer is a scientific instrument used in meteorology to measure atmospheric pressure. Pressure tendency can forecast short term changes in the weather. Numerous measurements of air pressure are used within surface weather analysis to help find surface troughs, high pressure systems, and frontal boundaries.”
As a child I remember marveling at our family barometer’s magical ability to predict a change in the weather. How could it do that? What was this strange device mounted on a piece of oak right next to a nautical clock? Now, years later, I understand the principles on which these precious instruments perform their magic.
When I got my first barometer from my dad I soon learned that it was a has-been, a dead, beyond repair, beautiful brass object that I proudly hung on my wall above my dresser. I used to imagine that I could determine the weather with my own force of will. That didn’t quite work out. So at 13 I invented my own scenario that this strange device could somehow predict my future, usually involving my latest crush on some girl. That didn’t work out either. Until later.
At 24, (yes, I still owned that shiny, wonderful barometer), I imagined that I could determine the seasons of my life with some degree of accuracy; again, through sheer force of will. Again, no cigar.
I still had not learned.
Since then, I have created my own Phasic-Barometric-Scrutinizer. It is unavailable for purchase as it is still in the initial beta-testing phase. But, to coax you into buying it when released ($19.95 + S&H), here are some of the scales it measures.
- Contribution– To what extent am I contributing to improvement of my fellow human being?
- Significance– Am I making a difference in the lives of those immediately around me? Family?
- Learning– to what extent have I stopped? What can I do to learn again, “to reinvent myself?”
- Passion– For what do I exert unrepressed passion (Besides the Red Sox.)? To what extent has my life’s lust for living gone flat?
- Productivity– A corollary of #1, am I making anything that matters? Writing, bridges, beautiful landscapes or works of art, life enhancing technology, or medical innovations?
- Spiritual Insights– To what extent do I understand God and his Universe better? Have I implemented any of his principles for living in my life?
- Relationships– How do I measure my inter-personal exchanges with individuals/groups? The PBS can help.
- Fulfillment– To what degree am I fulfilled in my life’s work, relationships and family experiences? What role does my personal happiness play?
- Life-Depth– How “deep” of a person am I? 1-10 scale—
Deeply contemplation————————living just on the surface?
10. Resurgence– To what degree am I able to recover after a fall, a disappointment, an attack on my personal self-esteem?
My goal is to have the Phasic-Barometric-Scrutinizer ready for market in the near future, providing funding. It will operate similarly to a Rubik’s Cube.
Have a nice week,
Gary
Clueless Christianity 